Pyrrhura Molinae Madness

yeffyaboyuice:

Pepita attempting to provide nourishment to my feet

I tried to get him to do a blanket trick and this happens

Thanks bird

yeffyaboyuice:

My bird knows 50 ways to scream and 50 words to tell you how cute he is

Pepita: [SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER]
Pepita: You're so cuuuuuuuuute!
Me: Gosh, thank you!! I am feeling cute today!
Pepita: Who's the cutest bird? Its Pepita.
Me: Oh
Me: Well we can agree to disagree

yeffyaboyuice:

AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yeffyaboyuice:

Drivin home :))

yeffyaboyuice:

Drivin home :))

yeffyaboyuice:

Clippy clippy

yeffyaboyuice:

Pepita hyper jamming to above and beyond

yeffyaboyuice:

Pepita hyper jamming to above and beyond

yeffyaboyuice:

Someone needs a wing and nail trim today :)

yeffyaboyuice:

"Knock knock"
“Who’s there”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Knock knock”
“Pita!! I’m opening the door, who’s there??”
“Peekaboo!”
“Oh my god!!”

(turn up your volume he’s quiet)

Ashley: You wanna fight me
Ashley: At the playground by the foursquares
Ashley: U wanna fuckin go
Pepita: Okay? <3 [Cocks head with sweet voice]
[Collective awws around the room]